9 May, 2025
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
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“Never to go on trips with anyone you do not love.”
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“I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don’t like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around.”
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“No, that is the great fallacy: the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful.”
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“A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”
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“The first draft of anything is shit."
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“No animal has more liberty than the cat, but it buries the mess it makes. The cat is the best anarchist.”
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“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”
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“Once writing has become your major vice and greatest pleasure only death can stop it.”
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“You should only read what is truly good or what is frankly bad.”
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